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Old Granny Serial Killer Casually Carrying One Of Her Victim's Heads Out Of The House In A Pot

 

 

 

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Daily Mail- This is the chilling moment a pensioner, dubbed ‘Granny Ripper’, leaves a flat carrying the severed head of her last victim in a saucepan. Shocking CCTV pictures show alleged Russian serial killer Tamara Samsonova holding the cooking pot as she walks downstairs of an apartment block in St Petersburg, Russia. Samsonova, 68, is suspected of murdering 11 people and eating them.  She was arrested last month after human limbs and other body parts were found strewn around her neighborhood. Samsonova has confessed to killing 79-year-old Valentina Ulanova, for whom she was a carer, and using a hacksaw to cut up her body, it is reported in Russia. She is said to have carried the dismembered body parts belonging to Mrs Ulanova out of her apartment block in plastic bags, put her victim’s severed head into the cooking pan and carefully carried it downstairs.  Police in Russia have still not found the head or the saucepan, which may have been thrown in the rubbish and taken to landfill.

 

 

 

Old people.  What the fuck is going on with old people.  The living embodiment of eating onions and spotting dimes.  I never know what to expect from an old person.  One minute they can’t remember what happened 10 seconds ago but can remember exactly what happened on October 10th 1937 at 6:14pm, they can’t go to the bathroom on their own and need help walking most of the time.  Then the next minute they’re mass murders who killed 11 people, ate some of them and are carrying the severed heads out of the house in a sauce pan.  This lady might be a little different than most obviously.  They named her the Granny Ripper after all.  You gotta do some shit to get a nickname like that.  Look at that picture again.  Don’t look too long or her evil spirits will enter your body.  That’s the face of the devil.  That’s her in her jail cell blowing kissing to the cameras I’m pretty sure.  Psycho shit.  Now watch the video and let your skin try to crawl off your body and into the street. Anybody who can casually carry a human head like that is not fit for this world.  I guess some grannies hand out Werther’s Originals and others chop off heads. Creepy as fuck.