Watch: 1st Trailer For 'Mr. Jerry', New G-Rated Kids Show Premiering This Thursday Night With 8 Eps

Love the blue collar aesthetic on that Mr. Jerry logo. Immediately shows it's gonna be a kids show unlike any other, forged in the fires of hard work & perseverance against all odds. And coming from a guy plenty of real world knowledge!

Looks like he's got a stellar lineup of lessons & guests coming over the 8 episode run, with 7 getting posted directly after the 6 PM premiere on 5/29. I haven't seen any clips beyond that trailer but I am excited to see what Mr. Jersey & Mr. Quigs cooked up together in the lab.

Here's the Top 8 lessons I'm hoping Mr. Jerry covers in the 1st season... 

How to threaten sepuku to your family not do the dishes!

How to shit yourself hilariously deal with sad/bad days!

How to meet cool celebrities like Harry Sisson practice bearing arms safely!

How to get a demon time boner from female fragrances pick good smells!

How to freeze your nuts into Bolivian do a cold plunge!

How to almost kill yourself via 30,000 golf swings hit a hole-in-one!

How to get turned on by Big Cat's feet appreciate beautiful human bodies!

How to be Mr. Jerry!

LFG JJ! Subscribe below and tune in at 6 PM est on Thursday May 29th to watch the whole kit & kaboodle on YouTube.