U.S. Amateur Champion Jose Luis Ballester Seems To Have Admitted He Peed in Rae's Creek in the Middle of His First Round at the Masters

The Augusta National Special Forces are going to have this guy killed in his sleep before he has a chance to take another step inside the ropes at ANGC. It was bad enough for him to show up in one of those awful upside-down letter hats, but then he just dropped trow and pissed in Rae's Creek in the middle of his round. Get this guy out of here.

I'm sure Jose Luis Ballester is a fine guy and would be a great hang most places in the world. It seems, however, like Augusta National is just not one of those places. I would have proudly pissed my pants and done everything in my power to make sure none of it desecrated the grass before I ever had the audacity to pee in Rae's Creek. This is The Masters, son.

And there were apparently bathrooms right of the tee box! This wasn't a case where there was nothing else he could have possibly done, he just didn't pay any attention and decided now was the time to take a piss on the grounds of the most sacred golf course in the world.

The hat should have been grounds for immediate removal to begin with, but now we have a real reason to tell this guy to get lost. And he's four over, anyway. We'd be putting him out of his misery.