Somebody Needs To Take Away Sergio Garcia's Right To Dress Himself For Another Golf Tournament After This Atrocity At The Masters
Andrew Redington. Getty Images.Fashion in golf is certainly going through a chaotic moment. Guys like Jason Day are pushing the boundaries every time he steps out onto a course. You've got kids like Jose Luis Ballestar bringing the upside down text trend to Augusta.
It literally doesn't make any sense and I have no idea how that trend has caught on the way it has. But I digress.
The point I'm trying to make here is that it appears the #1 rule when it comes to fashion on the golf course right now is that there are no rules. With that being said…Sergio Garcia needs to be sent directly to jail after breaking one cardinal rule.
You never go full ketchup and mustard.
I'm far from anything that could be considered a fashion critic. My personal style is as down the middle as it gets. So there are very few fashion affronts that I feel fully confident in condemning. But this is one of them. Ketchup and mustard is just an all-time horrific look. The moment you go ketchup and mustard, you should be put into one of those things that Britney Spears was in. He shouldn't be allowed to make decisions for himself anymore.
I don't care if it's a LIV uniform or whatever it is. At some point you need to take a look at yourself in the mirror and have at least a shred of a clue that you look like a total dickhead. You could take Augusta 10-under and this outfit still wouldn't be worth it. I know we all can't be Ludvig Aberg's out there, but still.