Being The "Hands Ovi 2 Beers When He Enters A Party" Girl Is The Most Important Job You Can Hold

After the record breaking goal yesterday the team went back to DC for a big ol' party. Open bar and caviar as far as the eyes could see. But the most important person there? This mystery woman who immediately handed Ovi 2 beers the second he entered the venue.

I mean he didn't even have 2 full feet in the doors yet and he had 2 beers in his hands, giving double fisting hugs left and right. She might be the Ovi of beer delivery, the greatest to ever do it. I like to think that's her only job- have beers ready for him at any given moment. Doesn't matter what time or where he's at, she has beers on ice waiting for him. It would not shock me if that's her full time job with benefits, negotiated into his last contract. He gets tickets for his family, private jet usage, and a woman to hand him cold ones. And god dammit if she didn't nail it last night. People are now debating what the statue to Ovi should be- him lifting the Cup, his one timer from the Ovi Spot, his goal celebration…nope. It should be her handing him 2 beers. Perfection.