Good Luck - Florida Is Greasing The Light Poles Before Tonight's Title Game, Absolutely Zero Chance It Stops People From Going Nuts

Come on now. You know this isn't going to work. You can't break out some JV style grease here. You gotta take down the light poles or start painting them with excess grease. This ain't gonna stop a bunch of drunk college kids. They will find a way to the top of the light pole, that's a guarantee. We've seen this before: 

I don't know how we got to this point, but the moment Philly won something we ended up with having to grease poles. I think you gotta go the other way. You can't try to stop this. You see a picture of some dude trying his best to spray a light pole it's only going to make more people want to climb it. I personally hope Houston wins because of the scene we had Saturday night: 

It's a beautiful sight. I don't know how a Baylor fan ends up doing this, but it's the beauty of the Final Four. It brings out everyone and anyone. You may think it's too corporate these days and toned down and then you see someone in a hotel robe bitching about the noise on the street 

Very few things I get jealous of like being on campus or at the site to see your team win a title. It's the best. You never know when that moment is coming again, you should party for a week minimum. Poles have no chance tonight.