The Rest Of The World Is In Awe Of This ASU Girl's Day In The Life Routine That Makes American College Look Like Disney World

Listen, I've seen this video like 7 times on my feed over the last few days and every single time I stopped watching after she said it was her "detox week". I too went to a 4 year university and if you would have told me there was "detox weeks" in there I probably would have just went to community college instead. And anyone who has been to university likely had that friend in high school that went to ASU because it's a) easy to get into and b) looked cool on those stupid college party videos. For Barstool fans, that's #1 Ryder Jack McCarthy, and for me it was a fella named Matt, but man have times changed.

Anyway, I watched the whole video through the 7th time and maybe it's because I was in college not too long ago, but this looked like the most average attractive college girl life in history. The tweet is talking about how envious other parts of the world are at this type of campus, and is that really true? A $200 dinner at Toca Madera and a yoga class midday mixed in with 20 minutes of selecting an outfit is really that desirable? At least she's not at a UMiami White Party:

Partying in a house nicer than Portnoy's on a random Wednesday might constitute envy in some parts of the world when you're stuck learning actual things and the best meal you'll have is some mystery meat deli sandwich but to each their own. I was happy with weekends at the local bar with the fellas after losing yet another football game and playing intramural sports like it was Game 7 of the NBA Finals but I digress.

All you have to know is that this girl is inevitably going to end up with hundreds of thousands of followers, million dollar brand deals, and it's all because of these "day in the life videos" that are now the new meta to millions after this fella changed the game: 

Day in the life of a Barstool blogger coming soon?