Good Luck Teeing Off With This Dinosaur Walking Around Kiawah's Ocean Course Right In Front Of Your Face

Nope. Absolutely not. I don't care if you call me a pussy, I am one. I don't like animals outside of dogs. I see a dog, I pet it. Anything else, get it out of my face. This is especially true with this dinosaur. I don't care about the gator or croc argument here, it's a dinosaur. That motherfucker is not real nor should it be. I've been lucky enough to play all over Kiawah, never once came face-to-face with a beast like this. Gators sitting around? Sure. Ball gets too close to one, just drop away from it and play it that way. I'm not playing as it lies as I fight for a 90 and all I can think about is Chubbs from Happy Gilmore. 

Ocean Course is hard enough as it is. You got the wind to deal with. Your calves start to get sore walking around, especially in that fake sand stuff. Miss the fairway and have it out of there? Yeah, have fun scrambling for bogey. The last thing you need to deal with is a dinosaur stomping across the tee box. That's something that will stick in your head no matter where you are. Luckily I remember caddies being like yeah we're not going over there to find your ball, there are snakes and gators and shit. We'll just take it here. Good enough for me. 

Golf is already a hard enough of a game. I'm man enough to admit it. I've played for decades and it's still awesome and frustrating all at once. It's a mental battle every time you step up to take a shot wondering if you're getting your hips through fast enough, avoiding a slice, keeping your head down. Don't need dinosaurs in this world. We gotta make golf easier, not harder.