Tiger Woods With An Absolutely Reckless Start To The Morning On April Fools Day

Look, it doesn't matter if it's April Fool's Day or not, Tiger absolutely cannot start the morning with such a reckless tweet. Because first of all, we've seen him "recover" from like, 150 different injuries and come back to playing before, so it's not out of the whelm of possibility he drank some fetus blood, went to his Illuminati sacrifice ritual meeting, and came back with a new achiles. Crazier things have happened.

But alas, it was just a prank.

This fucking jokester. For 6 minutes he gave the golf world the biggest orgasms of their lives. Frankie Borrelli must look absolutely disgusting right now. 

Kinda love the move from Tiger to be honest. He knows the entire golf world is, and always will be, obsessed with him. So why not throw them a little jab just to get the blood pumping? And the smile face at the end there, just the cherry on top. We're in Tiger's new era...I don't really know what to call it, because he has long passed his "don't give a fuck era"...which has more or less been going on for 20 years. Tiger low key high key one of the most reckless professional athletes of all time. What an absolute beast.