Giants Country, Lets Ride! Big Blue Signs Mr. Unlimited Russell Wilson To A One-Year Deal In An Apparent Effort To Create The Weirdest QB Room Of All-Time

I was going to start this blog by moping about the Giants bringing in a weirdo like Russell Wilson, who will give the Giants no more of a ceiling than being on the In The Hunt graphic into late December or mayyyyybe if everything breaks right, getting their ass stomped into the ground in the Wild Card round. Then I realized I wrote an entire blog about how entertaining Jameis would be as a Giants quarterback for better or worse and realized I was being completely unfair to Russell Wilson, who can be entertaining on the field with his signature moon balls along with all the nonsense off the field where he shoots creepy Subway commercials, slings concussion water, does high knees on long team flights, and all the other shit that we were laughing at Broncos fans for before they ate a bazillion dollars in dead cap to cut him.

So congrats to Joe Schoen for ensuring this will be the most entertaining or at least weirdest Quarterback Room of all-time with Russ, Jameis, and Human Meme Tommy DeVito. I kinda hope Schoen goes for a grand slam by signing Aaron Rodgers' crazy ass to really send things over the edge. Maybe they can pick a rookie QB later in the draft just to see what happens when a young kid is surrounded by Preacher Jameis, Weird Russ, Dickhead Aaron, and Gabagool DeVito.

The biggest bright side in all this is that I think it's safe for Giants fans like myself to fall in love with Travis Hunter and Abdul Carter highlight videos because I'm pretty sure one will end up a member of Big Blue unless there's a trade down. Granted, the biggest downside of all this is Malik Nabers literally driving himself to DC to play with Jayden Daniels because his tiny QB refuses to throw to him over the middle. But I am going to try to think glass half full after the worst season in franchise history then watch these highlight videos until my eyes bleed and dream of a time when the Giants aren't the laughingstock of the league anymore.