The Hawk Tuah Girl Has Finally Woken Up After A 4 Month Nap, Releasing Her First Post Since She Went To Bed After Her $HAWK Memecoin Allegedly Rug Pulled Millions Of Dollars

Listen, I know you've been waiting with bated breath to hear Hawk Tuah speak out. We had glimpses of a Hawk Tuah sighting that we couldn't quite confirm because she didn't actually post it on her own socials. There was that podcast with the "LA Vape Cabal" (an unfortunately real name for a memecoin trading group) that was leaked but never actually acknowledged by the Tuah Team. But now we're about 4 months into the $HAWK memecoin pump and dump, and besides now learning that crime is apparently legal and memecoins won't be regulated, nothing has really changed. I feel like I've written about this story like 12 times, maybe because I actually have:

A good investigative journalist will tell you that her Twitter account has been changed to "HawkCoinX" ahead of this social media wakeup, and there's that saying out there about a fool and his money being parted. Fool you once, shame on Hawk Tuah, fool you twice, shame on you? 

I'm not even totally sure why people are still interested in her, but we're probably gonna get one hell of a Netflix documentary on her fame when it's all said and done. Talk about beating out your 15 minutes of fame, because somehow, Hawk Tuah does numbies every single time. That might be coming sooner rather than later according to our movies page:

If we can learn anything from this entire situation, it's that if you just tell everybody you're going to bed after they accuse you of wrongdoings, you can just wake up in 4 months and make a cutesy little Instagram video saying you're actually still alive. Internet 101 in the year of our Lord 2025. Talk tuah later.