The Dallas Stars Might Want To All Wear Bubbles The Rest Of The Season After Watching This Montage Of All Their Players Getting Hit In The Face With Pucks
A hockey puck is a 5.5-6oz disk of vulcanized rubber that travels at speeds upwards of 100 mph out on the ice. Your face is made up of a bunch of bones, skins and cartilage. That's what we would call a mismatch. Your face is going to lose that battle every single time.
And the Dallas Stars have had to find that out the hard way this season. Time, and time, and time again.
Mikko Rantanen just signed a $96 million contract extension in Dallas. This just goes to show that a hockey puck doesn't care you're a millionaire or a broke little bitch. It's going to own you regardless.
At some point you'd have to think the boys would at least consider going full bubbles for the playoffs. A couple of times is a coincidence. But this is some Final Destination shit going down in Dallas. It seems like the pucks are literally out to get Stars players. As if they have a mind of their own, and an insatiable thirst for pulverizing skulls. If it's happened 5-6 times already this season, you have to like those odds of it happening at least 7-8. Better to just throw a bunch of bubbles on the buckets already as a precaution instead of having to worry about that next player to catch one in the teeth during a game 7.