All This Hockey Mom Wants In Life Is For Anybody, For The Love Of God, To Shoot The Puck On Net
Here's a little fun fact for all you supposed "puck knowers" out there. No team in the history of hockey has ever won a game without registering at least one shot on net. Hockey has been around for over a hundred years, and the only way to win a game is to shoot the puck on net.
For some reason, none of these little ragamuffins want to listen to this mom in the stands who is telling them the key to success. SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT ON THE NET!
She's screaming at the top of her lungs. Pleading and begging with these children to just listen to her expert guidance. If the coach wanted to actually win some games, he'd give her a spot on the bench instead of letting that hockey knowledge waste away up in the stands.
P.S. -- At some point you'd hope another parent on the team would tell this woman to stop screaming like a lunatic every game. You know the kid has to hate it and be embarrassed every single game day, but it's not like he's going to tell his mom to shut up. Another parent, or literally any other adult in that rink, needs to tell her how much her son has to despise her presence at games. That kid deserves someone making that move for him. Unless she doesn't even have a kid on the team and she's just a really big fan.