Innocent Until Proven Guilty: 5 Dudes Were Arrested After Allegedly Stopping Traffic To Twerk In The Middle Of An Intersection
MEMPHIS -- Five men were arrested Monday after they allegedly stepped out of a car and began twerking in the middle of a busy intersection in Downtown Memphis.
According to WREG, authorities in Memphis, Tennessee noticed a 2016 Chevy Malibu stopped at a green light at an intersection in downtown. The station reported that four men were seen twerking around the vehicle, while one man was dancing on the hood. Police responded to the scene and the five men were taken into custody.
I mean what the frick is this? Dudes aren't even allowed to throw that ass in a circle anymore?
Let me tell you this right now--if there were 5 chicks who got out of a Chevy Malibu and starting throwing that ass back in the middle of an intersection, nobody would have any problem with it. Especially not if they were hot. But even if they weren't hot, the police wouldn't have to get involved here. Someone would just tell them to get a move on, and everybody would go about the rest of their day. But if they were hot, people would drive from all over Memphis just to get stuck in traffic at that intersection.
But because it's a bunch of dudes, the authorities have to get involved here. It's a sick and disgusting double standard we live with in today's America. Dudes can't shake that ass, yet there's an entire industry of adult establishments dedicated to women shaking that ass. One is a crime while the other is an occupation. Make that make sense. Run this one up to the Supreme Court.
P.S. -- Shoutout to the 2016 Chevy Malibu. Just a great, reliable, economically practical and efficient vehicle that blends style, comfort, and top of the line performance. I'd be twerking too if I were driving one.