It's Unequivocally Funny To Square Up And Try To Fight Sharkie The Mascot

The more times I watch this the more I think this is an all-time video that should be in the Library of Congress. Dude squared up with Sharkie the Mascot in the middle of a game. Hormones and anger rushing through his veins, he was going to pop Sharkie in the mouth for pushing his chair in front of 15,000 people. That's attitude that can't be taught, but rather attitude that builds and builds over time until you blow up as an adult. 

We've all seen it- this is the dude with his wife that he hates, his children he didn't want, the job he's overqualified for, who lives in the house he can't afford. He tells his wife he's going to get milk and goes to the Cheesecake Factory bar for an hour just so he doesn't drive into oncoming traffic. And then he finnaly decides to do something nice for himself by treating himself to a hockey game and god damn Sharkie becomes the straw that breaks the camel's back. My dude was a half second from sending Sharkie to the shadow realm. 

And you gotta respect the mascot code from Sharkie to keep character. You can't talk, you just gotta keep being a goofy 'ol mascot and hope the man doesn't sock you. The hands up was a nice touch.

A+ from Sharkie. As for the man, BetterHelp.com my guy.