We Are All Witnesses: Sacramento Kings Fan Puts On Incredible Display Of Greatness At Gas Pump During This Halftime Promotion
Every time you head to the gas pump, it's an opportunity for greatness. Whether you have to fill up once a week, or once a month, it's a chance to go out there and prove to the world that you still have it. You put a number in your head--typically it's going to be a nice rounded off number with a full dollar amount--and your job is to stop the pump right on the money.
It's a great way to self-audit yourself. Because let's say you're aiming for $25.00 at the pump and you pull off the trigger too quick at $24.93. Nobody else is ever going to know if you just give it a few extra taps to get to $25.00 on the dot. But you'll always know as you're pulling out of the gas station. You know that you didn't earn it, and pulling off the trigger 7 cents early like a coward is going to haunt you while you lay your head to rest that night. On the flip side of stopping early, there's nothing quite like the overwhelming wave of shame you feel pulling out of the gas station if you go a couple cents over your intended target. You can't leave the pump at $25.03 because then you know the next person who pulls up to that pump will realize a dumb stupid bitch was just using it before.
Every time you head to the gas pump, you get one shot. One opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment. Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Well for this Sacramento Kings fan, it looks like he might just have gasoline coursing through his DNA. Because that was as crisp of a pump as you'll ever see. He didn't even start to ease up on the trigger as he was nearing the final number. He just went full throttle until releasing at the exact perfect moment. You can tell this ain't no hobby for ol' boy. You can tell he's put in his hours. Reps on reps on reps. Like any other great in their respective sport, he's practiced this move so many times that it's just second nature to him at this point. Amateurs practice until they get it right, but the pros practice until they never get it wrong. What a beast.
P.S. -- How much does it suck that the freaks from New Jersey never get to experience this on their own? Nerds.