Welcome to Miami Zach Wilson! Please Don't Fuck My Mom!
The Miami Dolphins have truly outdone themselves with this decision. I honestly admire their commitment to not giving a fuck. We already have the most injury-prone quarterback in the NFL, and somehow, our front office decided that signing Zach Wilson as his backup was the best course of action. Really? That’s the solution? If you’re a backup quarterback for the Miami Dolphins, you might as well consider yourself a starter for at least three to four games a season. History has made that abundantly clear.
The reality is, without Tua Tagovailoa, the Miami Dolphins are one of the worst teams in football. Even when he’s healthy, the team struggles unless they’re playing the bottom feeders of the league. But that’s a discussion for another day. What truly baffles me is how an NFL general manager—someone whose entire job is to evaluate talent and build a winning roster—can assess one of the team’s most glaring weaknesses and conclude, Yes, Zach Wilson is our answer. The jokes practically write themselves.
We all know exactly how this will play out. Tua will inevitably miss time, as he always does. Zach Wilson will step in, and before we know it, we’ll be drowning in embarrassing losses and an avalanche of memes. Twitter will be unbearable, and I’ll seriously consider deactivating my account just to avoid the humiliation. And yet, deep down, I recognize that I’m overreacting. Signing Zach Wilson doesn’t actually change anything for this team because, at the end of the day, the Dolphins' problems go far beyond who their backup quarterback is.
The real issue is the Dolphins' front office, led by Chris Grier, whose decision-making has kept this franchise trapped in mediocrity. Until there is a complete overhaul of the front office, this team will never be anything more than what it has been for decades—a disappointment. No matter how much talent they acquire, no matter
how many glimpses of promise they show, the Dolphins will always find a way to let us down.
I wish I could say I was surprised, but I’m not. This is just another chapter in the never-ending saga of the Miami Dolphins being the Miami Dolphins. God, I hate it here.