You Know Nico Harrison Is Still The Most Hated Person In Dallas After A "Fire Nico" Chant Broke Out At A Local Medieval Times

First of all, yes I know that is closer to an organized whimper than a chant. But as someone that's been in the content game for more than a decade, I know how tough it is to record something that comes out of nowhere and all you get are scraps of the magic moment once you finally get your phone out, as Mavs Mamacita noted here:

Regardless, do you know how bad you must have fucked up at your job to have a Medieval Times crowd chant in unison about how much you suck? There are only two things I think about when I go to Medieval Times:

1. How I am going to DESTROY the tomato soup and chicken that I can eat like a savage.

2. How I want every other knight to suffer unimaginably painful deaths at the hand of my knight simply because I am wearing his colors.

You can still see the bloodthirst in my eyes during our Podfathers (RIPIP) trip to Medieval Times a few years ago that I quenched with my newly purchased drinking horn.

Obviously that delicious food unites all of us commoners in the galleys. But the competition to the death in the name of the fair queen is so fierce that you truly want every single opposing knight to end up with their heads a spike along with every scumbag rooting for them. Never, and I mean NEVER, do you chant in unison with an opposing faction in Medieval Times. Chip Douglas may be an unhinged madman, but he was spot on with this behavior at The Times.

That being said, if the Knicks traded Jalen Brunson for an older, more injury prone, flat out not as good player, I'd be chanting for that person's job as well if not worse and I can admit that Brunson's incredible attachment to New Yorkers still doesn't touch what Luka was to Dallas. Which is why if I were Nico Harrison, I'd be smuggling myself out of Dallas like they did to Khalessi when her mad dad was murdered by that kingslaying motherfucker sisterfucker Jaime Lannister as this chant continues to spread through Big D like herpes.