Mauricio Ruffy Just Kicked The Head Off King Green With A KO Straight Out Of The Matrix

Jesus Christ! In real time that wheel kick from Mauricio Ruffy didn't even look that brutal - it just appeared to glide off the side of King Green's face....but then Green faceplanted BAD, and we all realized just how precisely that "Off Switch" was hit. Could this just be a product of Green's chin finally going? Could it start the retirement discussion for him? I'm not entirely sure - but I think there's a case for the answer to both of those questions being yes. That being said, I don't mean to take anything away from Ruffy when I say that. He looked tremendous tonight and represented the Fighting Nerds well, as always. He even called out Beneil Dariush afterwards, which I'd love to see....

Also: TONS and tons of people (pretty much everyone I know trying to watch this) are currently unable to buy UFC 313 because ESPN+ is down....AGAIN. It's really unbelievable and inexcusable from ESPN+ at this point, and I feel for everyone who missed out on that (and I feel bad for the UFC for missing out on all the extra viewers tonight)....

FIGURE IT OUT, ESPN!