March Magic: Montoya Had To Watch His Girlfriend Get Fucked On Camera 3 Times, But The Man Walked Away With A Buzzer-Beater Win

A month ago Montoya burst onto the scene. The entire Internet was talking about Montoya por favor and watching a man run to a different villa after seeing his girlfriend get fucked on camera. No one wants to watch that, even if you're on a show called Temptation Island and know what's going to happen. Even worse? Watching it a second time where the edit is so absurd the bed is pulsating 

Even if you're faking the sex on camera part, an absurd view. No one can move like that, it's a good way to tear a hamstring or two. We had a 3rd time where Montoya was a broken man. He's got the soul ripped out of him, watching his team lose and go 0-17 on Sunday's 

But now we're in March. It's a magical time of the year. It's where we see buzzer beaters, Cinderella runs, fall in love with players who show up when needed. Not since Kris Jenkins won at the buzzer and Jay Wright let out a subtle bang on the sidelines have we seen a shocking ending. 

MONTOYA AT THE BUZZER POR FAVOR. I don't care if people think this is scripted, I'm a wrestling fan. Any good heel turn (John Cena) or surprise twist gets me excited. This also wraps the story of Montoya which is some of the best trash television this country has seen. Manuel coming in like Ryan Arcidiacono in this situation as the man hitting the shovel pass back to Kris Jenkins. Yeah, okay, maybe not the best comparison because Manuel did have sex on camera with Montoya's girlfriend but it's March damnit. We can only talk in basketball terms here. Manuel delivered the final blow, shockingly doesn't want to go home with Anitta. 

This also wraps up the Montoya saga. A solid month of some old school Twitter moments. It's rare where the Internet comes together to cracks jokes about the same thing but we got that with Montoya. Good luck going back to whatever job these people have on a daily basis though. Gotta be tough walking into public knowing the Internet spent a month making fun of everyone involved.