Mario Pinto Just Sent Austen Lane Into The Phantom Zone With A Huge Right Hand

Holy shit - I know it's only March 1st, but I feel like we already have a COUPLE knockout of the year contenders, this one obviously included. Mario Pinto got dropped prior to this, and hounded at the beginning of that round too, making this comeback all the more impressive. I really thought he was in trouble for a bit there. Pinto attributed Austen Lane's early success to his own debut jitters in his post-fight interview, and even compared it to popping his cherry. He also couldn't stop saying "Big, Bang, BOSH" which was pretty hilarious.

I think I like this guy. Mark it down. I'm a fan. 

We've had pretty lackluster prelims prior to this, unfortunately - with four straight decisions beforehand. Hopefully the main card improves, otherwise Elimination Chamber gets the big screen.

P.S. I've heard the feedback. You want the term "Shadow Realm" retired? I'll retire it. Superman is coming back this year, though, so I'm using "Phantom Zone" in it's place. Be careful what you wish for! I'll just get nerdier on your asses! I don't care!