The 2013 Barstool Combine Taking You Into The Weekend

We participated in the 2025 Barstool Combine at the Chicago HQ yesterday, and the whole time I was dragging ass in every event, I just kept thinking, "Well, at least I'm not KFC."

Though nothing will ever come close to McShay showing up to that park in Dorchester to oversee our blogger combine 12 years ago, yesterday was still pretty fun though.

(If you haven't watched yesterday's yet, spoilers ahead)

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KB won the 40-yard dash with a time of 5.11 seconds, while Chef Donnie secured second place in a runoff against Jerry.

Nikki Smokes impressed with 28 bench press reps, while Max dominated with 34 reps, likening his performance to the Eagles Super Bowl win.

Rudy achieved the fastest time of 7.59 in the cone agility drill, narrowly beating Titus who clocked 7.82.

Big Cat won the QB competition (even after shredding his knee and probably getting staph infection). That's all you need to know about how this thing ended up going. Watch it here - and shout out Planet Fitness.