Anyone Who Dips Their Cold Cuts In A Jar Of Mayo Needs To Be Committed To A Mental Asylum

I know this is hard for me to comment on since I was once called a "walking insane asylum" by my boss, but I saw this clip and I just have to comment. Now full disclosure, I have done some slob things in my life regarding food. The most derelict one of all was Saturday, February 23rd, 2008. #1 Memphis hosted #2 Tennessee. The game was at 8pm like it's supposed to be. They've since moved the biggest games of the night to 6pm to cater to NBA Saturday night, which is to me a slap in the face to college basketball given how little the NBA cares about it's regular season, but I'm sure there's data to back it up. 

Anyway, as it worked out I was home from school that semester for an internship. My entire house was gone, 2 brothers at school, sister and  my youngest brother out with my parents. A dream come true for a 20 year old. Let me sit in the attic on the couch and watch the game in peace. Of course if you are watching the game you need food. I ordered Planet Wings (shoutout Eric D'Alessandro) and was all set to go. But when you have wings you need napkins. Not me ... here's where the derelict part comes in. I went and got a towel to wipe my hands instead of using 400 napkins. It was a filthy move then, and it's a filthy move now, but I stand behind what I did. The towel was easier .. it is what it is. 

Now while I'm in the boat of doing disgusting shit. This is a new level. Maybe it's because I always was disgusted by people dipping celery into peanut butter, but dipping a rolled up piece of a cold cut into a jar of mayo is as gross as it fucking gets. Just absolutely despicable behavior. I truly cannot believe this guy wasn't more grossed out and said it almost like it was normal. Just as gross as it gets. Commit this guy's dad and whoever else stands by this behavior. Grossssssss !

PS- Mayo is gross also.