The Easiest Way For Luka Doncic To Beat The "Fat and Lazy" Allegations Is Ripping A Quick Set Of Push Ups During Warmups
I know that here in America, we love to act like we truly believe in an "innocent until proven guilty" judicial system. But we all know that's not actually the case. At least not when it comes to the court of public opinion. It happens far too often when unsubstantiated claims and allegations are thrown out there. Public opinion immediately latches onto those claims, and the damage is done by the time they are disproven.
Luka Doncic cannot just sit back and allow the Dallas Mavericks to continually fuel the narrative that he's a fat slob. He can't just continue to allow people to think he's some lazy sack of shit. So what's the easiest way to get people to believe that you're not some fat, lazy asshole?
You do something that fat and lazy people would never do--randomly workout. Ever seen a fat person randomly breakout into a quick set of push ups? No, of course you haven't. Because of the whole aforementioned obesity and laziness.
Back is straight. Depth is pretty impressive for a dude with a 7'2" wingspan. Cadence is controlled. If you were to show these pushups to a judge, then the verdict would have to be "not guilty". That's just an overwhelming amount of evidence that Luka is neither a fat slob nor a lazy sack of shit. He's just a little chunky. And let he who isn't carrying around a little extra chunk cast the first stone.