Barstool After Dark Tonight: Tate, Eddie, and Mintzy Try To Complete The World's First FatMan (112 Wings, 26 Orders of Fries, 2.4 Gallons of Soda)

Fuck, is it Tuesday already again? Feels like just yesterday I was losing 30 pounds with Nick and KB, or drinking beers and shooting free throws with Dana. I can't believe I'm uttering these words but this once a week schedule really takes a toll on your body! Either way, the show goes on. Tonight, Eddie, Mintzy, and I are going to complete an IronMan. You know, the 112 mile bike ride, 26 mile run, and 2.4 mile swim. Except NO CHANCE we can do the exercise stuff, so we've altered it to complete the world's first ever FatMan (food triathlon). That's right folks: 112 chicken wings, 26 orders of McDonald's fries, and 2.4 gallons of soda. 

The world's fastest ever recorded IronMan is from some Olympic champion from Norway, where he did it in 7 hours, 21 minutes, and 12 seconds. So what we're going to do to make this a little more interesting is we're going to compete against that time. If we can beat that time, we win! If we cannot, I will stay on stream, get on the treadmill, and complete a mile for every item we didn't finish. 

**Some people (including the reigning Nathan's Hot Dog Champion) are correctly pointing out how difficult this challenge is. I'd say we're +450 to finish it. I mean, individually split up, that's 38 wings, 9 orders of McDonald's fries, and 9 sodas. And that's if all 3 of us are on our A game. 9 sodas each! But then there's some people out there saying they could do this all on their own. Shaking my fucking head at that. Go drink 27 sodas, eat 26 orders of fries, and then come to the Chicago office and I'll whip you up a mere 112 chicken wings to polish off.

Man in the Arena. See you tonight at 9/8 Central.