Brennan O'Neill Kicks Off A Massive Weekend In Philly With This Goal of the Year In The NLL

Ho. Lee. Shit. 

The thing about Brennan O'Neill is that he's too big. The thing about Brennan O'Neill is that he's too strong. The thing about Brennan O'Neill is that he's too fast. And the thing about Brennan O'Neill is that he is simply too good. 

This kid was created in a laboratory to be the most dominant lacrosse player that we've ever seen. He's a million feet tall, strong as multiple oxen, and still has hands made out of the finest silk known to man. He was the first American player to be selected 1st overall in the NLL since Casey Powell (top 3 lacrosse player to ever walk planet Earth) in 1998. Maybe there were a few question marks when the Wings selected him this past September, since the game is traditionally run by Canadians. But when you have a chance to draft a literal mutant who was designed specifically for the sport of lacrosse, you draft him 1st overall every single time. And it already seems to be working out for them. 

Goal of the Year nominee in the NLL. Maybe the Flyers pull off another trade to fire up the tank for this season tonight. And then the greatest weekend of our lives caps off tomorrow night with the Eagles getting their 2nd crack at the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. What a time to be living in the greatest city in the world. 

@Jordiebarstool