Bruno Mars & Sexyy Red's New Song "Fat Juicy & Wet" Is Something
Today’s Thursday episode of KFC Radio features Rone on the back of the premier of RoneDotCom! Naturally with Rone on, some rap was talked about, specifically Bruno Mars and Sexyy Red’s new song “Fat Juicy & Wet”.
Maybe don’t open this one at work. Shocking given the title, I know.
I still don’t think you should miss out on this lyrical masterpiece, though, so here are some of the highlights:
I don't even gangbang, pussy so good
Make me throw up a set (Ah-ah), uh
That good kitty-kitty, good kitty-kitty
Make it my pet (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
Pretty pussy, type of pussy
You ain't ever gon' forget (Ah-ah)
Fat, juicy, and wet (Wet), wet (Wet), wet (Wet), wet (Wet)
Pussy like weed, pussy like dope
Pussy like cocaine, put it up your nose
Ayy, slob on my clit, suck on my toes
Twenty-four karat, pussy drip like gold (Ooh)
Throw my legs back, eat my booty from the front (Mm)
Milk mustache on your face when I cum (Yeah)
Got milk?
I don't even gangbang, pussy so good
Make me throw up a set (Throw it up, throw it up), uh
That good kitty-kitty, good kitty-kitty
Make it my pet (Uh, uh-huh, Sexyy)
Pretty pussy, type of pussy
You ain't ever gon' forget (You ain't ever gon' forget)
Squirt in your mouth, squirt on your bed
Coochie water autograph, signed "Sexyy Red" (Yeah)
I think my personal favorite lines are “Milk mustache on your face when I cum” and “Coochie water autograph, signed ‘Sexyy Red’”. You might be more of a “Throw my legs back, eat my booty from the front” fan, though. There’s no shame in that either. You really can’t go wrong with whatever you pick here.
How about the range we’re seeing from Bruno Mars? He’s got the number one song in the country right now where he’s dropping lyrics like this:
If the world was ending
I'd wanna be next to you
If the party was over
And our time on Earth was through
I'd wanna hold you just for a while
And die with a smile
If the world was ending
I'd wanna be next to you
Then the next second he’s talking about how he doesn’t even need to gangbang because that "pussy so good". I feel that, Bruno!
Do you think Bruno Mars and Sexyy Red are banging after filming a music video like that? They have to be, right? I don’t see a world where you say that “Pussy like cocaine” then you just continue on with your day as normal. There’s gotta be an interlude in there. Just has to be.
Me on my way to class at my small, liberal arts, catholic college listening to how that coochie water got all over the bed. Hate when that happens.
Well…that’s enough talk about that for a Thursday morning. Rone is one of the most interesting minds at the company, so it was an awesome episode with him in. Give it a listen!