Timothée Chalamet Says He Keeps His 'Dune' Popcorn Bucket Under His Bed
Remember the 'Dune 2' popcorn bucket? You know - the one that looked super fuckable that everyone was memeing the fuck out of last year?
Some were calling it the "Duneussy"? Does that ring a bell? Well, anyway - that 'Dune' bucket got brought up in an interview with Timothee Chalamet recently, and when Elle Fanning asked Chalamet if he has one, he quickly responded: "I keep mine under my bed."
He's joking about fucking it too, folks! Just like us! Who knows what people have "Dune" to that thing, amirite?!
What a suave, charming, funny dude. Always so smooth, and exceedingly kind in his appearances - here letting the interviewer get one more question off when his time was up. That was a CLASSY move. Real classy. Isn't Timotheé Chalamet the fucking man? I can't wait to watch him host/perform on SNL this weekend. He's going to crush it.
I didn't get a 'Dune 2' popcorn bucket myself, as much as I got a chuckle outta them. I just couldn't justify bringing an intergalactic sandworm fleshlight back to my apartment with my fiancé.
You wanna know who did get one, though? My main man KenJac….
Not only does he have more than one fuckable 'Dune' bucket on his desk - they sit right next to a fuckable 'Deadpool & Wolverine' bucket, alongside a prosthetic 'Facehugger' mask from the 'Alien' franchise (that could vaguely look like a creepy sex toy if you weren't familiar with the series)….
Oh, and thanks to his 2024 Secret Santa (Wayne Jetski) - KenJac also now has a real samurai sword on his desk. I love the guy, but it looks pretty insane, and sounds even crazier typed out like that.
I'm a fellow grown man who lines his desk with shit like Batman collectibles and Star Wars toys and dumb shit like that myself though, so to be honest, I don't have much room to speak. KenJac also has an old box TV/VCR and a stack of VHS tapes on his desk, and that's cool as hell….so I'll give the guy that.
It's pretty crazy how much that 'Dune' popcorn bucket made waves, though - I know it wasn't the first gimmick like that ever, but I feel like every blockbuster that has come out since has tried to recreate the hype around that one way or another….
I prefer a souvenir cup myself, although they are less fuckable. My cabinet is actually filled with huge WrestleMania cups the future Mrs Fox is already fed up with. Clearly the tide has turned on cups, though, because buckets are all the rage right now and I don't think they're going anywhere anytime soon.
If this part of the blog came off as glazing, or "doing tricks on it" as the kids say - that's exactly what it is. I am desperately trying to become friends with Timothee Chalamet. Like every other 26 year old dude in the world right now, I'm pretty sure Chalamet and I would hit it off immediately if we ever met, and I'd just really love to be boys with the Lisan al Gaib. Especially because I know Tommy Smokes feels the same way and I want to beat him to the punch. Feits famously thinks of Chalamet a bit differently.