The Cowboys Coaching Search Is Off To A Perfect Start - It Took Less Than 1 Day For Jason Witten To Be Rumored As A Candidate

The Cowboys coaching search is already off to a dream start. We got Deion being linked: 

And now we have Jason Witten being rumored to being the head coach. Fuck yes. Let's throw out all the names of guys who hung around Dallas forever and even better drew comparisons to Dan Campbell: 

Both have incredible hair. Both played tight end. Checks out! Nothing will make me happier than seeing Cowboys fans melt down over names like this being floated around. Witten is coaching high school football, gotta get him in for an interview. It's not like the Cowboys are in win now mode. Not like they spent a ton of money on players and are talking about winning a Super Bowl. 

I want this to get as weird as possible. Bring back every ex-player from Jason Garrett to Tony Romo to Jason Witten to Cooper Rush player/coach. I want Jerry out here doing Jerry things because it's great for content. You know what? Get a whole staff of former players. Let Dan Campbell be the offensive coordinator while someone else runs the show. I don't care. I just want the Cowboys to be a fucking disaster. 

Jerry doesn't know how to win anymore, but the man knows how to steal headlines. Dropped the news of Mike McCarthy leaving right during Mike Vrabel's press conference. Had shows during an NFL playoff game talking about his coaching search. He'll probably start leaking news himself and announce the head coach as the Super Bowl kicks off. Hire Jason Witten.