If Ohio State Loses To Ohio State, I Will...... (Vote On These Top 10 Punishment Ideas)

So I'm continuing my punishment series that I started at the beginning of the season when I declared that this Ohio State team was too big, too fast, too strong, and too experienced for anyone to beat. It cost me eating 320 peeps and if our boss had the type of balls he showed last night in Surviving Barstool about his defending National Champion football team, it would've cost me a year's salary. Anyways, I collected user submissions for punishments for losing to Texas and 925 ideas were submitted. Here are what I've decided to be the Top 10, and you guys can decide from here what the answer is based on a vote:

#1 - Get my nose pierced (Bull Ring)

#2 - Eat as many Rocky Mountain Oysters (bull testicles) for points Texas scores

#3 - Get branded (I choose size, location, and what it is)

#4 - Drive to Amarillo, Texas and livestream the Big Texan 72 ounce challenge

#5 - Be a Rodeo Clown

#6 - Ride a Mechanical Bull for as many minutes as points Texas scores

#7 - Stay at Longhorn from open to close on my birthday (next week) - every steak I eat is an hour off my time there

#8 - Eat a pot of Frank the Tank's chili

#9 - Dress like a Cowboy for a week

#10 - Eat 5 ounces of steak for every point Texas scores - can’t leave or do anything but watch Matthew McCaugheny movies (worst rated, starting from the bottom) until all the steak is gone 

Vote on X, TikTok, or in the comments to have your voice heard! Go Bucks!!!!