Ozzy Osbourne Says He Used To Have To Drink 28 GALLONS Of Alcohol To Get Through The Holidays With His Family

Source - Ozzy Osbourne is no ordinary man when it comes to the holidays. The 76-year-old—who has been open about his struggle with alcohol and drug addiction throughout his life—recently revealed a very specific way he once got through the Christmas season, a time of year he said “gets right up my a--hole.” 

“When I used to do booze and get f--ked up,” he told The Sun in an interview published Dec. 31, “I bought a barrel with 28 gallons of booze for me. I drunk it before it was Christmas f--king Eve.”

The Black Sabbath frontman—who shares kids Aimee, 41, Kelly, 40, and Jack, 39, with wife Sharon Osbourne, 72—added, “I f--king hate Christmas.”

Ozzy...join the club my friend. You think the you're the only guy who needs booze to get through the holidays? You think you're the only one who's hypersensitive to every move their family makes? The only guy who dreads forced family fun? Please. That's what being an adult around the holidays is all about - misery. A gentle reminder that family is best enjoyed at a distance...and in doses. Otherwise you may end up slamming twenty eight GALLONS of alcohol before the clock strikes midnight on Christmas eve. Poor guy. 

I also love how Ozzy STILL isn't sober...

While his holiday drinking habits are a thing of the past, Ozzy recently admitted to partaking in other substances, noting in September that he’s “not completely sober.”

"I use a bit of marijuana from time to time," he said on an episode of his The Madhouse Chronicles podcast. "I'm lucky my wife kicked my butt, obviously. She would f--king make life so difficult. Like with marijuana, she'll f--kin' find it and get rid of it."

But weed isn’t the only drug Ozzy was willing to discuss, saying a recent visit to the doctor’s office provided him with a new vice.

"I went to a doctor recently and started to have this ketamine,” he continued. “He put a tiny bit in me, but that was enough to spark me. That thing came back and weighted my brain."

Jesus Christ man, give it a rest. You've been getting debilitatingly fucked up for sixty years maybe it's time to hang em up. Donate your (somehow) living body to science so they can figure out why your heart hasn't stopped. Then again, at this point, you may as well keep going. You've made it this far, drugs obviously aren't going to kill you, it'll probably be something else. So drink up and enjoy your remaining years, Ozzy. You've earned it. Now here's my favorite Ozzy clip of all time. Enjoy...