Pablo Escobar's Alleged Private Jet Can Now Be Rented on AirBnB For as Little as $600 Per Night
For anybody who finds themselves needing a place to stay in Bristol, England (more specifically the rural suburb of Brislington), and are looking for an excuse to do cocaine without feeling too bad about it, I can't think of a better AirBnB. I'm currently looking at $600 per night later this month for a 2 bedroom, 3 bathroom stationary aircraft. Bring a couple of friends or family members and that's the price of a regular hotel in New York City. Except in Pablo Escobar's private jet, when you wake up in the morning surrounded by empty tequila bottles and dirty surfaces, it's not nearly as sad and depressing because your trash is actually just the remnants of you paying tribute to the super cool lifestyle lived by the wealthiest criminal drug lord in the history of the world.
I can't help but feel like Johnny Palmer is leaving money on the table by parking Pablo Escobar's alleged former jet in Brislington, England. The real estate would be a little more expensive, but if you park that bad boy somewhere in Miami you can charge $600 per hour to drunk tourists who want to say they did drugs where El Patron once traveled. Having a Pablo Escobar party on South Beach would be significantly cooler than meeting a woman at a dingy pub and telling her you have access to Pablo Escobar's plane then bringing her back to Filton Airfield.
Reading the AirBnB listing, I feel like Johnny Palmer is sort of missing the point of what makes renting out Pablo Escobar's jet cool.
The fuselage is mounted on top of ISO shipping containers at Skyline Park, an industrial estate in the Brislington Area of Bristol. The location is very quiet at the weekends, but during office hours there are deliveries in the adjacent yard.
The fuselage is in a secure yard which guests have code-access to. The aircraft can be locked from the inside at night.
If I'm a girl and the man I agreed to go home with takes me to that location, I'm 1000% sure I'm about to die. But I suppose airports are where planes go. If the plane is no longer even has wings, I don't see why they'd have to constrict it to airports. But fine. If you're willing to travel to England to live the Columbian drug lord lifestyle for a night or two, it would still be pretty cool to take a shit where Pablo Escobar has personally murdered dozens rival gang members and disobediant cartel employees excecutioner style while 30,000 feet in the air.
Still seems kind of lame to advertise your AirBnB as Pablo Escobar's former jet and not promote the Pablo Escobar lifestyle. Personally I'd fill the whole thing with mirrors. And maybe have the plane guarded by a couple hippos to pay tribute. But I guess as an AirBnB owner you'd rather not cater to the party having type. Mr. Palmer says his business is doing well, and that it's being used most every night. Although according to AirBnB, the jet is available for rent pretty much any night you please.
Not to be negative. It's a cool jet. Very affordable for anybody in the part of England nobody thinks about. I'm willing to bet if you click around YouTube, almost every low-level rapper in the Bristol area has a music video shot inside of there. If Barstool ever sends me to Brislington. Maybe as a punishment or something. I know where I'm staying.