Ryan Day And Ohio State Kicked The Absolute Shit Out Of Oregon....And Now Dan Lanning Is Lashing Out
41-21 and it wasn't even that close. Apologies for the blog later in the evening, but I've been listening to Oregon Wallen's newest hit single '24 Ducks nonstop until I held my postgame press conference. Anyways, you all saw what happened. Ohio State was bigger, faster, stronger, smarter, tougher, and better prepared than Oregon. I truly do feel bad for the Ducks and their fans. They were 13-0, Big 10 Champions, and the #1 seed in the College Football Playoff. They deserved to be playing the Boise States and SMUs of the world this week, but instead they got paired up with the most talented, most angry team in college football. And as I finally settled down to my computer to reflect on my thoughts (more to come tomorrow), I was going to tip my cap to Dan Lanning. I wasn't going to mention how big of a pussy he was on multiple occasions tonight like when he chose to punt on the plus side of the field on 4th and short down 14-0, or how he ran the ball down a million and kept the clock going, or how he punted again and again. I was going to let all of that go until this quote stumbled upon my timeline.
HAHAHAHAH. Show me where Ryan Day hurt you, Dan. Listen I'm in agreement that I can't come to the blog and chirp Michigan at the moment, but I'd have thought that this guy would have an ounce of brain cells and not run right to the podium and start talking shit to the team that just wiped the fucking floor with them. What a fucking loser. And now I'll say it: you coached like a fucking pussy tonight.
Anyways, the good news is that 1.) we're onto Dallas for the Cotton Bowl vs. Texas and 2.) I don't have to eating any more fucking Peeps. I agreed to the Re-Peep because that's what the content world demanded, but Ryan Day and the boys finally had my back and helped me out. And now I'm selling Peeps if anyone is buying!!
Honestly guys, this may be recency bias but was tonight one of my favorite wins of all time? Sure you'll have your 2002 and 2014 Natty's. And you'll have any and every time we beat Michigan. And you'll have Bama in the Sugar Bowl in the semis. But this has to be next, right??? #1 team in the country. On the west coast. Everyone doubting us. MAKING A FUCKING STATEMENT. Was it 34-0 at one point????
To quote my late Grandfather: "God my God is it GREAT to be from Ohio"