Hey Dummies. Jalen Hurts And AJ Brown Eat Lunch Together Every Day. Find A New Narrative
Icon Sportswire. Getty Images.I get it. Everybody outside of Philadelphia is constantly praying on the Eagles' downfall because they can't stand to see Philly fans thriving. The thought of us having an absolute juggernaut of a football team is sickening to them. So if folks from outside of Philadelphia can latch onto a narrative that Jalen Hurts and AJ Brown are no longer friends anymore because AJ Brown sounded a little salty about the passing game in a post-game interview? They are going to run with that story like Eliud Kipchoge.
But I got some bad news for you idiots. Sometimes these little things called minor disagreements happen. I know a lot of people out there don't know how to properly deal with other humans and maintain relationships anymore, but a minor disagreement doesn't have to result in the catastrophic end of a friendship. If you don't think that Jalen Hurts and AJ Brown are friends anymore just because AJ Brown isn't pumped about the way the passing game has been going lately, then explain to me how they are eating lunch together every day.
Fun fact: High school never actually ends. You just end up repeating the same cycles in the new chapters of your life. Would you have been eating lunch with someone who isn't your friend in high school? Of course not. Would never even cross your mind to sit at the same table as someone you're not cool with. The same thing goes for professional athletes. There are plenty of places to go to eat your lunch. If Jalen Hurts and AJ Brown weren't friends anymore, they'd simply find different spots to take down a few peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.
So for anyone hoping this would be the fracture in the locker room that finally puts an end to this run of destiny the Eagles are currently on, think again. You bozos couldn't be further from the truth, and you all deserve the pain and misery that the Eagles will inflict on you over these next 2 months. Nerds.