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Deny, Deny, Deny: Malik Nabers Wants Everyone To Know He Did Not Pay For The Plane That Flew Over MetLife Calling The Giants A Dumpster Fire

You know what? This did nothing but convince me Malik Nabers played a role in getting this plane over MetLife Stadium: 

Would you blame him? The man got drafted to a team with no quarterback, an owner who can't make the right decision and the season ending before the calendar hit October. Great times. Great times all around. Times we're all too familiar with since it's been about a decade since the Giants actually mattered. In fact, I encourage Malik Nabers (and Dexter Lawrence, Andrew Thomas and Dru Phillips) to lead the next plane flying over MetLife. Buy a bigger plane. Make a sign that's actually mean and proves a point to John Mara. 

I can't stop laughing at this being his response though. It's perfect. Man hasn't spent an entire year with the Giants yet and we're breaking him week by week. If you're first response to a question about the plane is saying you didn't buy it, people are going to assume you bought it. It's lying 101. Whatever, at least we lost and the tank is fully on. Someone has to tell Malik Nabers we're tanking for the good of his career.