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The Alleged Assassin Of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson Only Took His Mask Off One Time In NYC... To Flirt With A Female Employee At The Hostel He Was Staying At

So unless you live under a rock, you've heard about the premeditated murder of the UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson that happened in NYC this week. Nate wrote a great blog about it recapping the entire thing:

Since that time, we've gotten a little bit more look into what happened, including the gunmen taking a bus in from Atlanta, some of his path, routine, etc. The alleged killer still hasn't been caught yet, but it seems like police are honing in. And what if I told you that the only reason that the photo above, the clearest one of his face, was due to .. rizz?

I can't even begin to process the mind of a killer or what would possess him to do something like this, but there's something here with the only time he took his mask off the entire time he was in the city was because a female employee at the hostel he was staying at asked him to. Imagine planning a heinous crime like this and the cute check-in girl asks you to remove your mask so she can see your face and you sit there with a smile as wide as the Pacific Ocean? You can't make this shit up.

Anyway, I'm sure a lot more will come out about this story and the latest update is that investigators are awaiting DNA results from a water bottle and the bullets that he left behind. But if you learn one thing from this part of the story, it's that you should probably tread with caution if you're trying to stay as unrevealed as possible, even if that cutie patootie behind the check-in desk is telling you otherwise.