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Gotta Pay For Your Mistakes: Sister Jean Has Loyola Running Sprints, Reminding Them To Never Leave Her Begging For A Fist Bump Ever Again

I know these are suicides, just went with sprints in the title because no one knows the Internet rules anymore. Everyone knows these are called suicides. But look at Sr. Herb Brooks here. Again! 

I'm also smart enough to know this is for a game promo, but stay with me here. I want to live in a world where Sister Jean, who is basically the Loyola mascot, took over practice. She was so pissed off that she was going viral for being snubbed, she kicked Drew Valentine out of practice and demanded suicide runs. No stopping until every person pukes. You don't leave Sister Jean looking like a fool and get away with it when you play for Loyola. I assume that's the first thing brought up at orientation when you step foot on campus. You see Sister Jean, you acknowledge her. 

I don't care if this was for a promo or not. Running suicides is the worst. Hearing your coach say 'on the line' and you just knew what it meant. There was no getting out of it. You can't play grab ass during it. Just know that you're sprinting, touching lines and hoping it's done with. This isn't enough to stop the bad juju of Sister Jean sitting there snubbed either. You don't recover from that with a promo.