Your Government at Work: An Investigation Uncovers a 12-Person Orgy at the VA, and One Official Who Banged 32 Female Co-Workers

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As is often said, elections have consequences. And that is always true. Perhaps never more so than the one that was held almost exactly a month ago. Only time will tell, but the 2024 election may result in a complete re-imagining of the fundamental role of the federal government. And its relationship to the American electorate it is meant to serve. 

And while opinions and priorities vary from voter-to-voter, I think it's fair to say that there's one responsibility of the government that we all take seriously. And that is the care of our veterans. The health of the men and women who have sacrificed so much in service of their country is a sacred trust. Sacrosanct. We made a solemn commitment to them, and entrust that the Veterans Administration will make good on that promise by giving them the utmost in healthcare services. 

But based on this report, I don't see how they find the time:

Source - Several top Veterans Affairs officials in Tennessee resigned as an internal investigation and a broader congressional probe into alleged sexual misconduct intensified, Breitbart News has learned.

Congressional investigators discovered that one man who resigned, whose name they would not tell Breitbart News but sources familiar say was a bargaining unit biomedical employee, had dozens of sexual relationships with women who worked at the Mountain Home VA medical center in Tennessee. In fact, the congressional investigators told Breitbart News this one man slept with no fewer than 32 different women who worked there—and the man and several of the women bragged about their exploits on an online group forum on a government communication portal that VA officials use to communicate about veteran healthcare and facility operations.

What’s more, sources familiar with the congressional investigation told Breitbart News they uncovered that an orgy of at least 12 officials who work at the facility took place. It’s unclear at this time whether the orgy happened on government property at the VA facility or off-site—but the mere fact that a dozen of the government workers employed there did this is astounding.

Regardless of the location of the orgy, at least two employees of the facility admitted having sex on the grounds of the VA hospital.

I'll say it's astounding. Astoundingly awesome, amirite??? I mean, sure, the Toby Flendersons in HR would kill the buzz by insisting that guy fill out paperwork on all 32 of his hookups. (Good luck remembering their names there, Tiger.) And I'm sure that's going to be a nightmare of red tape for the dozen who were at the gangbang, having to sort out which of the other 11 you did what to. But assuming they're consenting adults, running train on one another when they're not on the clock, should the rest of have a problem with this?

Well, in a word, yes. I mean, if you're hopping on a group forum on a portal paid for by taxpayers so you can brag about how this anonymous swordsman just added you to his body count, I think we have a legitimate beef. Presumably that was on work time as well. Time that might have been spent, I don't know, "to communicate about veteran healthcare and facility operations." I'm going to assume there was some Marine who's PTSD from the Afghanistan withdrawal debacle waiting for a referral to a psychologist while Co-worker 28 and Co-worker 32 were comparing notes about whether Office Casanova remembered the clitoris. 

Besides, I have to think you can't make all these arrangements without a ton of effort. I doubt you can just throw together a last minute orgy like a party in the break room for some accountant whose birthday almost forgot. These things must take time. Scouting out candidates you might be interested in. Feeling out potential group sex enthusiasts who might be willing without violating the harassment guidelines. Rejecting the ones somebody doesn't want in a way that's fair. This probably requires ours of negotiation and a democratic process. I can't imagine you can put in a decent day's work while arranging a halfway decent orgy. If some soldier who lost his leg to an IED in Fallujah can't get a new prosthetic leg, well sacrifices have to be made. These 12-person gang bangs don't organize themselves. 

Finally, there's the matter of the (at least) two who did their boning right in the hospital. There's a more than 0.0% chance at that same time, some aging veteran who was wounded at Khe Sanh was drawing his last breath, and receiving less care and comfort in his final moments than he could have been. That a grateful nation wanted him to have. So that a couple of hospital employees could drop their scrubs in a linen closet down the hall. 

Circling back to the election, Trump has appointed Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to go through the government books and look for ways to cut unneccessary departments and wasteful spending. I stand with that guy holding the sign in that photo. America won't tolerate any cuts that have a negative impact on our veterans. But based on this report, thats 1 + 32 + 12 + 2 = 47 people they can start with. And I don't doubt there'll be plenty more where they came from.