Joe Burrow Bought A Three Million Dollar Batmobile

Made my Surviving Barstool debut AND my Hard Knocks debut last night! I was like Rick Rude appearing on RAW and Nitro at the same time!

If you're a frequent visitor of BarstoolSports.com, you may recall a blog I wrote about three weeks ago about Warner Bros putting 10 "fully functional but not street legal" Batmobiles for sale. Here it is for those who missed it….

As it turns out, Joe Burrow got his hands on one, or at least will, when it arrives next year. This clip was featured on Hard Knocks last night, along with the headline to my blog and the Lights Camera Barstool tweet, and the whole thing just adds to the list of reasons to love Burrow. Not only is he a stud QB, but he's unabashedly a nerd through and through; he's talked about his Star Wars bedroom growing up on Pardon My Take, as well as his love of Star Wars Battlefront II….

….and he's spending his money exactly like I'm sure he imagined it growing up. He probably told his parents he was gonna be a quarterback in the NFL who drives a Batmobile when he was like 5 years old (like everyone did) and now look at him! He's achieved that!

He just better use his Batmobile games wisely. Only pull up in the Tumbler if you are GUARANTEED to put a whooping on somebody. You can't be the Batmobile guy unless you're a real dangerous threat.

P.S. Never forget….