Jameis Winston Painted His Masterpiece Tonight With 497 Yards, 6 Touchdowns (2 For The Other Team), and 3 Interceptions

Can I be honest with you guys? I don't give a fuck. That was hands down the most entertaining Browns game of the entire season and I didn't as much raise an eye brow the entire time. I am truly broken right now because of the Buckeyes. But I'll do my job and write a blog because the show must go on. The good news is that for 49 a half other states, Monday Night Football was absolutely electric tonight, led by the man who America has agreed should be the All-Time Quarterback in all primetime games moving forward: Jameis Winston.

If Jameis was an artist, which he basically is with his words, tonight was his Mona Lisa. He ended up finishing with 497 yards, 4 touchdowns, 2 pick 6s, and 3 interceptions in total. Oh, and of course another banger pregame speech.

The dude is simply electric. But I do want to be on record in saying this…..he's not a good quarterback. ESPN put up a graphic of the team with Deshaun and the team with Jameis, and now Cleveland Twitter is on fire saying we should cut Deshaun and sign Winston to be QB1. Folks, I'm not saying Deshaun is good. But I can unequivocally say that Jameis is not 46 million dollars better than him, or whatever it would cost us in salary cap to cut the man. No, I think the QB1 of this team is not currently in the organization. I'm hoping he's in Austin, Texas right now….as the Longhorns backup. But that means another season of tanking to get him…which means another year of wasting Myles Garrett and Denzel Ward. We're stuck in the worst spot in the NFL. We COULD have a good team if we had a QB, but we don't, and we can't pay one, and we're stuck with a bad and expensive one. 

Now, with that being said, it was cool to see the offense put up 32 points on one of the best defenses in the league. Jerry Jeudy called his shot and said this was a big revenge game for him….and unlike another team in our state, he cashed the check his mouth wrote. 9 catches, 235 yards, and a touchdown. And don't look now, but someone is looking like an elite receiver now that Jameis is QB1….

We've got him for 3 more years….but again, who is throwing him the ball? That's the biggest question now, it'll be the biggest question in the off-season, and it'll be the biggest question until Deshaun's time finally runs out in Cleveland. Are we REALLY doing this again next year? I think we are….

Anyways, exciting game tonight for the Browns, and credit to them for still finding a way to lose and preserve a good draft pick. It's one thing to beat the rival Steelers at home for a win that does nothing good for us, but it's another to go on the road and beat a playoff contending Broncos team. Maybe Jameis threw those 2 pick sixes on purpose tonight? If so, that's a 500 yard, 6 TD performance. Send his shoes to Canton from this one.