A NSFW Holiday Tradition Like No Other

Large12/03/2024 6:00 PM

Well, well, well... If it isn't December already... I posted an eerily similar blog these last 4 years at this exact time providing you all with a similar heads-up.

I’ll go back slightly further... For the last 6 years, I've been forwarded something from my buddy Pat Kane that has made my December days even more merry and bright.

(Safe for work until you start to click within the link)

BOOBY CHRISTMAS is an interactive Advent Calendar where every day provides you with a different topless GIF... And you may know that inappropriate GIFs are a pool I like to swim in.

Unlike other avenues that offer immediate satisfaction, the creators of this little diversion have programmed it with strict instructions that you cannot skip ahead days. So if you want to see all 50 breasts (25 days X 2 breasts per day), you just have to wait… Unless you hold off until the 26th, and binge them all.

I normally publish this blog around December 3rd or 4th so that you can see the first couple of racks immediately… And I am glad I did because Day 1 is mediocre at best, while Day 2 is an all-timer.

But after today, patience is a virtue.

There's a toggle on the left that, when flipped, switches all the NSFW rack pictures to very SFW cat pictures… Just in case your wife suddenly enters the room, or Sunday mass is about to begin.

Also, if you hit the drop-down in the top-left you can opt for the equally wonderful BOOTY CHRISTMAS instead, and replace the naked T's with naked A's.

There used to be another option in the drop-down filled with festive hunks called “Daddy Christmas”… But this year, the site designers decided to make the Yuletide a little less gay, which will probably ruffle some feathers…