Porn Star Lily Phillips Is Officially Going For The World Record By Sleeping With 1,000 Men In A Single Day And She Has Apparently Opened Signups

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Listen, I have a problem. And not the problem that you would think could potentially be associated with Lily Phillips, one of the biggest pornstars on the planet right now. My problem is that I can't not write about what she's doing. There's too many pageviews to be left on the table. I mean two of our biggest blogs in the thousands written this year were both Lily Phillips nukes:

Game respect game. And while I have you here, before I get into the Nitty Gritty, it's a great time to remind you that the entire Barstool store is 20% off this entire weekend:

If you're going to sign up to be in the "record breaking event of the year", you better make sure you show up suited and booted. For some, that would be a suit and tie for the incredibly formal occasion. For me that would be this Bully Hours hoodie that is cheaper this weekend than you'll ever see so people know what type of timing I'm on:

Anyway, if you're unfamiliar with Lily, she's been going viral over the last few months for filming the aftermath of certain escapades that she's been doing, particularly filmed ones. Anyway, her New Year's Resolution was to break the world record of sleeping with men in a day and has decided to be the first person to ever hit 4 figures. It's officially happening and judging by Twitter replies, there's already been hundreds of applicants.

I assume numbers in this whole ordeal are sorta like a lottery: you get a ticket, and random numbers are drawn to see which lad goes next. Or it's chronological order and you've gotta just hope you get a number to your liking. There's probably never been more at stake for these guys. They said we'd get flying cars, maybe even GTA 6, but nope, we're getting 1,000 men in one day filmed instead. A small part of me hopes that a blog reader is going to put his name in the ring and can give us a first hand account of what the experience was like. Good luck out there fellas. 

There's a lot of questions I have but I think I'm going to just wait until January 2025 when this event occurs to have those answered for me. Time to go shop until I drop at the Barstool store and then maybe get offline because that might be too much Internet for one day.

P.S. Obligatory Lily Phillips slideshow in case you don't know who she is and want to know what thousands of mens are signing up for: