Florida Is One Win Away From Making A Tennessee Fan Tattoo Billy Napier's Face On His Ass (Or Jinxing The Volunteers In The Playoff)

So we all know the story of 321nole and how he jinxed not just Florida State's season but their entire program in general for making this proclamation of eating dog shit out of a red solo cup if they lost their opner to Boston College and then not doing it. And I think I can speak for all of the internet in general when I say we're tired of the copy cats. Everyone is now looking for internet clout, hoping the can be the next one to shove a burrito up their ass should their team lose a game they were supposed to win. And it's gotten to the point where I can't even blog about them anymore, because we've got kids making dumb bets when their team is small favorites, only to delete their Twitter and move on if they lose. It's all fradulaent now, and I will not give the time of day to any bets like this moving forward. 

HOWEVER, this bet I'm about to talk about does not count in the "moving forward" category because it happened well before the dog shit bet. It happened back in May, starting with when Gator Drew predicted the Florida schedule for the upcoming season:

Now as you probably remember, Florida was supposed to be a combination of absolutely terrible + playing a tough schedule this season. By all metrics possible, they have overachieved and honestly, might be a Top 15 team in the country right now. You taking Indiana or Florida tomorrow on a neutral field? If you said the former, set up the game so I can make a crazy bet. Anyways, point of the blog is the FQ Vols responded (back in May) that he would tattoo Billy Napier's face on his ass if Florida did what Gator Drew said and beat LSU, Ole Miss, and FSU on the road.

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Ummm, I got some bad news for you, FQ Vols. Florida has beaten LSU and Ole Miss……and now they're 2 touchdown favorites against the Seminoles on Saturday. And YOUR team is not only in the hunt for the College Football Playoff, but also a National Championship. So if you don't get this tattoo, you will in fact jinx the Volunteers.

My two cents is that FQ Vols needs to find 321noles by Saturday and get him to eat some dog shit out of a red solo cup. As it stands now, Florida wins this game easily. FSU's only chance is to get unjinxed, or else this Tennessee guy is faced with a get an ass tattoo or lose in the playoff proposition. Or worse….losing to Vandy and missing the playoff altogether.