The Sixers Have Been Playing Like So Much Ass This Year That Even The Graphics Team Has Butt Stuff On Their Mind
We're just about a quarter of the way through the NBA season already, thankfully. That means there's only 75% more of this bullshit to deal with. The Sixers are now sitting at 3-13 to start the year after receiving another ass whooping at the hands of the Clippers.
This is a team that seriously thought they could contend for a championship this season. This is an organization that tried to strong arm the city of Philadelphia into giving them a new arena in the middle of the city. A team that went out and signed Paul George as if he wasn't made out of the purest glass known to man. A team that gave Joel Embiid a massive contract extension for him to most likely be a Sixer for life.
Literally everything besides the Jared McCain draft pick has gone to shit in the matter of weeks. This team has been complete and utter ass. From the players, to the coaches, to the front office, to the owners, and even to the graphics team...
The Sixers wore their city edition uniforms last night, which is just a white version of their city edition uniforms from last year. In keeping up with the Spectrum theme, the social team decided to break out a new retro font for the game updates graphics. Now here's the kicker--for some reason the "F" blends into the letter "I" on this font style. Leaving you with a mark that looks similar to a capitalized A.
Do you get it? Do you see it? DO YOU GET THE FUCKING JOKE? It looks like it says "ANAL". As in the act of having intercourse through the ol' booty hole. We're talking penis in butt here, folks. And that is exactly how the Sixers have been playing so far this season. Like they've been getting plowed through by a massive hog on a nightly basis. Just laying there and taking it. The Clippers didn't even have the courtesy to use any lube in last night's 125-99 shit pumping.
And sure. It might just be nothing. In any other scenario, a graphic like this wouldn't be "blog worthy". But this is just where the Sixers are at right now as an organization. Everything is falling apart, and not even the social media and graphics people know what they're doing anymore. That's what spending a decade of building up a culture of losing will do to a team.
But hey. At least they're resting Joel for the playoffs.