Barstool Chief is The Biggest Idiot I know

I’ve met a lot of idiotic people in my life—myself included. But no one compares to the absolute moron we have in the Chicago office: Barstool Chief. He’s probably the only idiot on the planet who genuinely thinks Nottingham Forest is going to walk into the Emirates Stadium and beat Arsenal. The guy’s an absolute idiot.

It doesn’t matter if Saka, White, and Rice don’t play. We’re Arsenal; they’re Forest. Those little tree stumps don’t stand a chance in hell against us. You’d think Vegas would price the number four vs. number five teams on the table close to a pick ‘em, right? Wrong. Arsenal is -290 on the moneyline, the draw is +400, and wait for it… Forest is +800. LOL. These crumbs don’t have a prayer.

Chief thinks this is the game that ends Arsenal’s season. Well, I say this is the game that brings Forest crashing back down to reality. This is the beginning of a very, very long downfall for those tree stumps in Nottingham. I cannot wait to stream this game with him tomorrow. See you all then on Barstool Gambling.