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LeBron Has Announced He's Getting Off Social Media For The Time Being To Escape The Negative Takes And Being Called LeLiar

Listen, I know what a majority of the readers think about LeBron. That's fair for a guy who has owned your favorite franchise for 22 years. I'm not mad about that. And it's a quieter day on the Internet anyway so lo and behold, the #1 athlete of all time has created buzz yet again. But what has me in shambles today is that my glorious king has decided that enough is enough on social media after being called a liar every time he posts publish. No one was talking about how sick of a dream this was and how we'd all be lucky to be dreaming that as well:

That's right GOAT. Anyway, in all actuality, LeBron's postgame yesterday after Dalton Knecht proved he is Rookie of the Year and a future superstar in this league was all-time:

Because he did praise Knecht at Tennessee last year, and instead of calling him LeProphet, the haters on the Internet, of which there are many, are calling him LeLiar instead:

So happy trails to my GOAT who is taking a much needed social media break. And if this translates to even more winning, which is impossible to do considering the Lakers have the longest win streak in the league right now and look like a lock to repeat for the ever-so-coveted NBA Cup, then maybe it will all be worth it when we lift Banner 18 soon. 

P.S. Feed me the Celtics in the NBA Cup final for an all-time game.