Would You Rather Have Andy Reid In All Your Porn Or Riley Reid Coach All Your Sports Teams?
What an absolute doozie of a would you rather we’ve got going on here. It’s all I’ve been able to think about all day. You try learning about the fragmentation of health care across America when you’ve got images of Andy Reid laying wood in your head all day. Let me tell you folks, it ain’t easy.
Just to get this out of the way, I’m a very straight man who barely even notices there’s a guy there when I’m partaking in some porn watching (the author said this while he was wearing a fuzzy, yellow, blue, red, and green striped sweater). Having said all that…it HAS to be Riley Reid being the coach of all my sports teams.
She would far and away be a way better coach than Andy Reid would be pornstar. At the end of the day, 75% of being a coach is about motivation and relating your past experiences back to your team. It’s about doing whatever you can to get a gritty, hard nosed, tough performance out of your team. It’s about making everyone around you feel comfortable around you in very intimate situations. And more than anything…it’s about getting the team to put on a good show for the fans. I’m not sure anyone embodies those words more than Riley Reid.
Let’s take basketball for example, how many coaches are able to relate to a double team on hardwood better than her? I’m struggling to think of a single one. She’s got the stick handling skills in order to coach a hockey team. Baseball? She’s studied the best way to move around the bases for years. Riley Reid might be the most dominant coach we’ve ever seen.
We also have to think about the health of our boy Andy Reid. He’s almost touching 70 and let’s call a spade a spade…he’s not exactly in the best possible shape. We may be committing manslaughter if we subject that man to a life in the porn game for the rest of his days.
It was a packed episode today covering the Tyson-Paul fight, the UFC from this weekend, and an interview with Steve Furey. Make sure to give it a listen.