Denmark Has Won Miss Universe For The First Time Ever With Victoria Kjaer Theilvig And I Fully See The Vision

Listen, I don't want to even pretend that I knew the Miss Universe crowning was tonight and certainly wasn't watching it over Jon Jones return to the ring. I can however tell you that I saw this tweet on my For You page thanks to Taylor Mathis, of Walking Bets with Rico Bosco fame:

But who cares about all of that. Today the real show is Victoria Kjær Theilvig, who just locked Denmark's first ever Miss Universe crown. I sorta forgot Miss Universe was even a real thing, and just thought it was something that got societally cancelled like the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, but I was wrong. Here's Victoria who will hold the crown for what I can only assume is one year unless you're able to go back-to-back like you're the Lakers in 2010:

Going off just those clips, Victoria put on a Wilt like performance. In the interest of competition and fairness, here's the moment where she was officially crowned:

I guess there's some controversy going on with the majority of people thinking that Miss Universe Nigeria should have won it over Denmark, but I'm not a judge and didn't watch or really even know what the criteria would be so I'm going to sit that one out. Fair play to all the women involved and congratulations again to Victoria. And let me sign off by showing you the Top 5, consisting of Venezuela, Thailand, Denmark, Mexico, and Nigeria if you can't read or whatever. 

Can't wait until next year!