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Remember Viral Mixtape Legend Julian Newman? Well, He's Now Starting His College Career As A 23-Year Old Freshman With Shockingly Bad Highlights

You may remember the name Julian Newman, because the dude was incredibly viral thanks to mixtapes: 

Or a 'rivalry' with LaMelo Ball 

Well, he's now a 23-year old TRUE freshman. I have no idea man, NCCAA is apparently a real thing? I'm a fucking loser when it comes to college basketball and I can't tell you one thing about this league. I've at least heard of NAIA. But the dude went from starting varsity basketball as a fifth grader, being known for being this viral legend as a short kid with handles to now … this? I don't expect Bethesda to be competing in some of these games against Division I teams but you can't be 0% from three. The highlight package is shockingly bad: 

Defenders just staring at him like what the hell is this dude still dribbling. Now, there will always be some names you associate with mixtapes. Seventh Woods, Julian Newman, John Wall, Aquille Carr, Austin Rivers, those are the ones that jump off to me right away. Obviously some work out, some are, well, playing for Bethesda.