The Eagles Simply Cannot Lose The Game Where Cooper DeJean And Reed Blankenship Pull Up In Matching "Exciting Whites" Shirts
The New England Patriots cornered the market on white receivers during the peak of their dynasty. It was a brilliant move that clearly paid off in multiple championships. When the whole world zigs, the truly great teams zag.
So the Philadelphia Eagles decided to break a few barriers of their own this season by not only having a white safety, but a white cornerback as well. Half of the Eagles' secondary is made up by a couple of honkies. Just a couple of good ol' boys from Sioux Falls, South Dakota and Athens, Alabama. They're as white as the day is long. As white as a piece of unseasoned chicken. As white as a smoke detector with full batteries.
Clear Eyes. Exciting Whites. Can't Lose. This will forever go down as the Exciting Whites game one way or another tonight. I just hope Luke McCaffrey is ready for an entire night filled of white-on-white crime. Young man is about to get strapped up.